Monday, December 6, 2010

Big XII to Nebraska: Fuck You

Victory Polka has obtained an email which was sent to the Big Ten offices and to the Nebraska athletic department from Dan Beebee after the Insight Bowl announced that it would forgo a match up between Iowa and Nebraska.  Instead, in a move of what any capitalist would describe as "lunacy", the bowl chose to pit the Missouri Tigers against the Hawkeyes.  What follows is the contents of that email





Dear Big Ten and Nebraska,

I see you driving 'round town
With the school I love and I'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a TV Network,
But that don't mean I can't get you on screen.
I guess he's more xbox,  and I'm more atari,
But the way you play your game is mean.

I picture the fool that falls in love with you
(Nebraska's a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your new conference

I see you driving 'round town
With the school I love and I'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Now I know, that  had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause making sure that the Horns don't leave ain't cheap.

I picture that fool who picked up your school
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
I really hate yo ass right now


I see you driving 'round town
With the school I love and I'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell Texas but they told me
"shut the fuck up, damn"
(god damn, god damn, god damn)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy Huskers? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!

I see you driving 'round town
With the school I love and I'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo