Big XII to Nebraska: Fuck You

Victory Polka has obtained an email which was sent to the Big Ten offices and to the Nebraska athletic department from Dan Beebee after the Insight Bowl announced that it would forgo a match up between Iowa and Nebraska.  Instead, in a move of what any capitalist would describe as "lunacy", the bowl chose to pit the Missouri Tigers against the Hawkeyes.  What follows is the contents of that email

Dear Big Ten and Nebraska,

I see you driving 'round town
With the school I love and I'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a TV Network,
But that don't mean I can't get you on screen.
I guess he's more xbox,  and I'm more atari,
But the way you play your game is mean.

I picture the fool that falls in love with you
(Nebraska's a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your new conference

I see you driving 'round town
With the school I love and I'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Now I know, that  had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause making sure that the Horns don't leave ain't cheap.

I picture that fool who picked up your school
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
I really hate yo ass right now


I see you driving 'round town
With the school I love and I'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell Texas but they told me
"shut the fuck up, damn"
(god damn, god damn, god damn)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy Huskers? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!

I see you driving 'round town
With the school I love and I'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough I'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Week 12: Rivalry Week Predictions

Each week I will be posting my predictions for every Big Ten game game as well asa few of the out of conference. As always these will be accompanied by related (not really) YouTube videos.

As promised, this post will be slightly longer because of all of the rivalry games.

Bowl Predictions Week 12 (Expanded)

Every week I will be putting up an updated bowl prediction out there. It will include all the BCS and Big Ten bowls. Every few weeks I will include all of the bowls. The selection order for the BCS is:

1) National Championship

2) National Championship

3) Bowl that lost a representative to the first NC pick

4) Bowl that lost a representative to the second NC pick
5) Sugar Bowl

6) Orange Bowl

7) Fiesta Bowl

Remember that the Rose Bowl, if it loses the Big Ten or Pac 10 representative must take the first non-AQ school.

Predictions Week 12

Each week I will be posting my predictions for every Big Ten game game as well asa few of the out of conference. As always these will be accompanied by related (not really) YouTube videos.

After two weeks hiatus I think we can dispense with the whole record thing since it wouldn't be completely accurate.  Only doing the Big Ten this week since I am short on time what with tests and a somewhat neglected Phil Steele blog to attend to.  This weeks' picks after the jump.

Bowl Predictions Week 11

Every week I will be putting up an updated bowl prediction out there. It will include all the BCS and Big Ten bowls. Every few weeks I will include all of the bowls. The selection order for the BCS is


1) National Championship
2) National Championship
3) Bowl that lost a representative to the first NC pick
4) Bowl that lost a representative to the second NC pick
5) Sugar Bowl
6) Orange Bowl
7) Fiesta Bowl


Remember that the Rose Bowl, if it loses the Big Ten or Pac 10 representative must take the first non-AQ school.

Week 10: Bowl Discussion

I normally post my bowl picks around this time but the past few weeks have made that seem superfluous.  I am not as reactionary as a lot of other people and that means my bowl projections honestly will not have changed much over the last few weeks.  So rather than rehashing my bowl predictions, I am going to go through my logic of what is going to happen the remainder of the season point by point.

Picks Week Nine

Each week I will be posting my predictions for every Big Ten game game as well asa few of the out of conference. As always these will be accompanied by related (not really) YouTube videos.





My record: Overall 56-23, Big Ten 44-13

Going with the Halloween theme this week, more or less anyway.